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Top Ten Mascot Choices for the Rio Olympics 2016

The votes are in. Here are the results for the top 10 mascots choices to represent the Rio 2016 Summer Olympics. 10. Pig-Pen 9. Winnie the Pooh 8. Stinknicius 7. Dougie the Dung Beetle 6. PepĂ© Le Pew 5. Doo … Continue reading

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Are You Ready for the BIG GAME?

Have you heard the news? On February 7, 2016 there’s going to be something called the BIG GAME. I’m not sure what exactly it is since the radio and TV commercials don’t give any details, except for referencing it as … Continue reading

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“Tails” of a Frequent Flyer

Dogs to the left of me/ Dogs to the right me/ and I’m stuck in the middle with a turkey… and when I say turkey, that means you! After several plane trips and thousands of miles, I survived the hectic … Continue reading

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Yale University Bans the Bulldog

November 2015 — New Haven, Connecticut. The student organization representing the crybabies and scaredy-cats at Yale University voted unanimously to ban its iconic mascot — the bulldog. “We find it very offensive,” said Kristin Kreere, spokesperson for Yale’s Center For … Continue reading

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How to Offend People (and Horses) 101

Sorry folks, you do not have the right of freedom from speech nor do you have the right not to be offended. As an artist and writer, I am guided by these principles: I do not believe in being politically … Continue reading

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